2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.

Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me

by tekashicollinsnorth May 25, 2019

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.

Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.

by tnj629 February 23, 2022

shmubel tree

A shmubel tree is a type of artificial Christmas tree that is made from a combination of PVC and metal from India. It is designed to look like a real tree, but without the need for water or maintenance. Shmubel trees can help produce shmubel oil.

The shmubel trees in the park provided a beautiful canopy of shade on a hot summer day.

by Venomous Nutt February 6, 2023

burning tree

A lovely Street in the city of Thousand Oaks California where future baseball player grew up.

Jacob lived on burning tree

by To strong September 6, 2019

Tree Butter

Slang for weed/dope.

Yo man! You got any of that tree butter you were selling last week?

by fred durst 2 January 19, 2024