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Human resources

Primay a Hispanic picnic, skinny jeans and mini skirts required upon exiting.
by Thesenutzz November 5, 2019
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
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Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
by Septic38rp May 13, 2019
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Humans

Pasty fleshy stuck up sub-goat meatbags without a sense of taste.
Baaaa (stupid Humans throwing out my weeds!)
by A used medical bandage June 22, 2019
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all hope in humanity is already lost.

said when you think society is doomed.
Person 1: Bro, I think all hope in humanity is already lost.
Person 2: Yeah same.
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender June 15, 2024
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modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
by cyan May 9, 2022
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Human Centipede

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.
That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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