February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.

My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly

by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021

Fap February

This month is the month where you have to masturbate at least once in a week, unlike Destroy Dick December, it includes all genders

Guy : Are you excited for Fap February ?
Girl: No ! Because girls can’t participate
Guy:Wdym?! Yeah they can

by Hsjseoddia November 24, 2021

February 2

She is the baddest bitch ever.She is very loyal to her friends and gets angry really easily.If you were born on February 2 you must be a top!!

You were born on February 2?

Yes!

Omg awesome

by Jenna1999 November 23, 2021

February 18

Whoever is born on this day is in fact a big tiddie goth gf

Omg, it’s her birthday and she also has big tiddies and is goth and my girlfriend, which means it must be February 18

by Poopyhead674389 November 23, 2021

February 5

A day that a girl obsessed with a fictional men and a man who will never love her was born. If her name starts with an S, run.

Omg it’s Sarah!
Hey bro she was born on February 5, run.

by MIYAMURA <3 November 23, 2021

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

27th February

People born on 27th February are literal reincarnation of Gods. Natural born leaders who take decisions which are progressive for majority. They are great people to be friends with who will always be on your side. Their luck is so great that it'll make you lucky when you are around them as well.

Her aura is so godly, no wonder she born on 27th February

by Arthur Windsor November 23, 2021