there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 03, 2023

Bowl Cake

The dried resin that forms within a smoking-pipe’s bowl over a period of several uses.

After cleaning their water pipe, Eugene decided to reward themself by smoking the bowl cake.

Buck has been saying bizarre things lately, he probably hit the bowl cake.

by GrudgeJudge August 22, 2021

Bowl of Cereal

To jack off or flick the bean

Aaron: I have 1 bowl of cereal everyday
Gavin: Rookie numbers, I have 4 a day

by kittiesfunnies March 26, 2021

Hot Bowl

Hot Bowl - noun: When a toilet seat is still warm from the previous user.

to Hot Bowl - verb: The act of using a toilet with a seat that is still warm from the previous user.

Hot Bowling - gerund: The act of using a toilet with a seat that is still warm from the previous user.

The airport terminal was so packed that there was more space in the bathroom even though passengers were waiting inside for their turn to hot bowl the stall.

My favorite part of chili days on chilly days is that the hot bowling after lunch warms up my cold legs.

by tuckerjack48 April 13, 2024

The Bowling Ball

When someone puts their thumb in another person's anus and other two fingers in or on their genitals.

He broke up the fight by giving the attacker the bowling ball.

by Stepong May 08, 2022

Neilson Bowl

To pack an unconsiderably douchy amount of weed into a bowl for another person without them knowing. Resulting in a massive hit and getting the person very baked, among fighting a green.

"Did you pack a Neilson Bowl for Grant?"
"Of course, he loves them!"

by Smoove Papi February 12, 2016

Bowl of tomatoes

A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon

Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes

by Yellowstar April 08, 2015