May 6th

National fuck a girl named Laryssa day

Oh boy it’s May 6th time to fuck Laryssa

by Ty Turnbull October 22, 2019

The Billy Mays Shit

When You Take a Crap, then Wipe and go to wash your hands. But your Ass tells you But Wait there is More.

I took a shit at work and as I washed my hands, The Billy Mays Shit knocked on the door and said but wait there is more. I then rushed to the still warm stall to finish my business.

by TheBigPope69 October 19, 2021

may 2nd 2008

The most hottest person is born on this day he will come into your life and will save you from the darkness

Omg he’s born on may 2nd 2008

by The honest narwhal November 23, 2021

may 23 2022

hug ur bf/gf

if u don’t ur just rubbish at dating xx

“go hug ur gf!”
“why”
“its may 23 2022 which means u have to hug ur gf or boyfriend”

by Emm200000 May 21, 2022

ellie-may clements

I sit on my ass all day watching YouTube.

Goth.

YouTube ellie-May C
Instagram ellie__may721

Other Socals are in my YT description I'm funny as fuck.

Ellie-May Clements :Im a meme Lord No questions asked.

I love Oliver graves he is queen

by Oliver graves #1 fan Ellie July 20, 2020

May 26 2006

An absolute feral child was born this day, she is very loving towards her friends and will yell at them with a kind intent. She acts fruity but denies any allegations of being.. homo. She’s still great though

Person A: What’s special about May 26 2006?
Person B: Maygen.

by WolfieStarr January 25, 2022

may the Rizz be with you

Famous quote from the hit series Rizz Wars most commonly associated with ObiRizz Kenobi (Rizz Kenobi for short).

may the Rizz be with you is a phrase used to wish an individual or group good luck while Rizzing up individuals. It expresses the speaker's wish that the power of Rizz works in the favor of the addressee.

Jeremy: Damn she looking fine as hell! You reckon I can finesse her number bro?

Mark: may the Rizz be with you

by DripSoup January 17, 2023