e-drunk

Being drunk with friends while socializing via video chat, especially when video chat is the only way to be together.

The shelter-in-place order has been extended another 4 weeks. Want to play games over Zoom and get e-drunk?

by neonScarecrow March 30, 2020

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them

'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'

by little pp man April 17, 2020

designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Drunk Makeout

A drunk makeout is not a hookup. Whether you are friends or strangers, making out is a hobby while you are drunk, once you exceed a makeout and go to anything more physical it is then a hookup and no longer just a "DRUNK MAKEOUT"

I had a drunk makeout with Kate last night, but we didn't hookup.

by uhdcuedcueucgeucgbeubvueb November 29, 2020

Drunk Ho

When you are drunk the night before and Super gung ho about plans the next day but when the next day comes you are not having it.

After 6 whiskeys we say "Let's brew beer tomorrow". Your Homey says "Drunk Ho", because you are both really excited tonight, but tomorrow you are not having it.

by Dariddlah79 November 29, 2020