Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 21, 2022

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locked up rocked up cocked up

it's when you cuck a prisoner while you the prisoner and his wife are all on crack rock

person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s

person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison

person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up

by Calp55 January 01, 2022

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national break up with your gf day

break up with her

yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her

by ok sis October 05, 2021

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national break up with your gf day

break up with her

yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her

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Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

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