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kick dick november

a month that girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october
by thatgurlyouneversee October 1, 2020
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Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
'Lose my number pencil dick.'
by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024
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dick

dick is a body part that usually girls deepthroat
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dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength
BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.
by gauhati January 7, 2022
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Grab his dick

Garb it as a surprise
by Master Jew May 15, 2022
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Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.
Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)
P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling
by EmJayee January 30, 2019
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