Getting into bed with your man whilst wearing freshly shat boxers, proceeding to grab the nearest lampshade, breaking it into small thin rods and leading a duo sounding session leading to large bloody cumshots and a shit smeared mattress.
by Madlad6942069420 February 22, 2025
by Braya bee bee April 07, 2020
When you want to be fucked so bad that you shake off the bed and you want to be treated like a whore for hours
by Mentallyatgothihop July 18, 2021
by xenistal November 21, 2021
When you're in it for yourself and get your girlfriend/wife/partner to bend over(usually somewhere unusual eg. bus station toilets, weather spoons smoking area, court ushers office) and get her to the point of climaxing when you pull out and finish your self off to images in your mind from a old FHM magazine from the 90's. (While leaning back against your partners still bent body to keep her thinking you will be returning can be added for that Extra "fck you or ""dirty gramz""
I was pissed at my wife for checking out the waitor so I pulled a dirty gramz on her to make her relise I'm the one in charge,I'm the man...I was debating wether to allow her a "quick parking"(see separate definition) but decided it should be my day,my dirty gramz of a day.
by Raylanfugitive2001 June 24, 2023
When a girl loves farts so much that she purposely feeds her partner food that will trigger their IBS so she can Dutch oven herself in the fart kingdom.
by Ivy the dog September 08, 2021
The act of luring children into the back of a van to show them your magnificent hockey stick and teaching them to hit your balls. Finishing by teaching them how to do a P-flick and a P-suck.
by Lennon nnjb July 02, 2020