NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

on april 13th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day.

SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.

by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018

dick wall

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.

Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.

by Mixiemac January 21, 2025

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

Pencil Dick

noun, descriptive

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ayo what up its ya boy skinny penis <===8

( the literal definition of pencil dick )

by dave harley May 9, 2022

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025