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Jingle Dick

John: yo i got a Jingle Dick
Vanessa: STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!
by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023
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Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.
by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017
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Snicker Dick

When you pull out a shit covered dick after having anal.
"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019
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dick

person1: you have a fat dick person2: you mean I have fat penis? person1: yes person2: aw fuck
by swear guy September 16, 2023
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Dick tickling

An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..
Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"

Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022
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vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.
by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016
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Quinn dick

To have a small or petite penis but still sport average testicles
When he took his panties off his Quinn dick was barely noticeable in the large barely trimmed bush
by anonymous December 8, 2022
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