Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021

Pistol Dick

The act of a loser spraying with a pistol on Call Of Duty 1.

*Get sprayed by some loser using a pistol on Call Of Duty 1*
- "Man, that guy is a pistol dick!"

by Big-Bush Nukka-Tush January 29, 2010

Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.

Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating

by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

stink dick murphy

A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot

Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week

by Stinkdicknigga December 30, 2024

Dick Smith

To use or take a portion of an item requested be passed at a dinner table.
-Verb

"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."

by Monkey&Roburg April 4, 2016

Dick foot

Mongo pushing skateboarder. Likes to do cliff hangers. Can't Ollie so does a lot of boneless. Pushes mongo btw. Did their first kickflip on the carpet in their mom's living room also pushing mongo..

He pushed dick foot and tried to do an Ollie.

by Crit84 January 1, 2022