That damn Matt and his dirty entry, slid his little fucking pecker into my wife’s ass while we were banging nasties.
by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023
The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.
Related to: snow on a log
Related to: snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum
Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.
by bennyboy6999 May 23, 2015
by Endfucker 223 September 18, 2021
a dirty jamu is where your ear itches so you tell a tall scottish man to shove his dick in it and cum in it then when he pulls out you eat the mixture of semen and ear wax
by harry peckerwood March 15, 2021
by Kbuck635 January 18, 2024
One man sits in a chair while the second proceeded to pass gas in his face, while a third proceeded to give oral sex to the receiver of the gas.
by Srd-lrb November 06, 2024