dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding
randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”
by jereepaid June 8, 2025
Get the DICK RIDINGmug. Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?
Boy: Yes? Why?
Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
Boy: Yes? Why?
Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022
Get the Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dickmug. 
Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having
forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with
the petite actress.
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having
forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with
the petite actress.
Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.
Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club
Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club
by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025
Get the Godzilla Dickmug. An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..
Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"
Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022
Get the Dick ticklingmug. by swear guy September 16, 2023
Get the dickmug. Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger
Easton's little dick is his pinkie
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
Get the Easton's little dickmug.