National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 16, 2024

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Pussy day

Men or women get your gain on cause it’s botta be pisyy day!!!

Man:may I get some good Coochie please?
Women:yes you may
Man:thank you on this very beautiful pussy day

by 🔓carlos October 27, 2019

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Pussy day

23 October - the day when you can touch women pussy with no consequences

Bro tomorrow is the pussy day
Get ready to touch that wap

by Ypoptospoggers October 16, 2020

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fake gf day

fake gf day is on 5 October after fake bf day(4 October)

n:what day is today?
m:today is fake gf day .

by dytzu August 01, 2022

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National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”

Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥

Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq

by No one Important 😏 🙃 April 04, 2022

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