Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

Toilet Drop

When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.

The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:

She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.

He hit the door on the way in.

She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.

He simply forgot to put the seat down.

They all had a Toilet Drop

by An unfortunate incident January 4, 2011

toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️

“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
“yeah bro i love me some toilet water”

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022

Toilet carton

A carton that you shit in if you don't have a toilet

Dude I don't have a toilet so I'll use this toilet carton

by Leora27 July 9, 2017

Nacho Toilet

When one hogs the bathroom after having eaten mexican food.

"Last call to go to the bathroom because this is about to be nacho toilet."

by Soda366 February 13, 2014

ucl academy toilets

the most ghetto toilets of the school
esp the girls toilets
with them vaping and thinking there bad
now they locked it now lol

ay there bare girls in the ucl academy toilets

by coolvribstions January 18, 2024