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Mark Lee

THE BIGGEST uwu BOY IN THE WORLD
i was to clap his thicc cheeks

Hes so precious i love him
COCK MASTER
omg look!!! its my daddy, mark lee!!
by taeilsmassivecock May 1, 2022
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Mark Latu

Mark is the human version of a brown q tip. He traps his farts under his blankets when he's lying in bed at night and inhales them when his disposable runs out. Mark loves late night walks in the park with old men and brunch with his friends great grandparents. You will often find him at Paknsave licking old shampoo bottles and eating the raw chicken. Mark can't control his bowel movements so unfortunately that means he is constantly shitting himself. He has started to invest in buying adult nappies which catch the diarrhea but unfortunately that means he gets skids on his bum cheeks. Mark is creative and quirky and loves to dance to the jungle junction theme song. Mark is a ray of sunshine that blinds your eyes until you can't see.
Random 1: "hey have you seen Mark Latu?"
Random 2: "Yeahh, I saw him up in that tall tree, licking the birds nests"
by Fiona Parker May 1, 2022
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mark

mark is a dirty pedophile who loves to message little boys non-stop and isn't allowed within 500 meters of a primary school or children's playground of any description. Marks sickness is so bad and vile that not a picosecond goes by without mark thinking about little boys. If you know a mark there is a 100% chance he is a dirty irredeemable nonce, it’s probably best to put him down like a sick horse before another little boy falls victim to this monster.
person one: “oh my god mark is within 500 meters of a primary school
person two: “call his PO before he takes one”
by Irn bru supremacy May 4, 2022
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Marked

basically merked but markified

you’re so ugly you look like mark maybe even uglier
“Omg look at this guy I’m talking to isn’t he cute

No babe he’s literally marked…”

“YOURE SO MARKED GOODBYE”
by hotgal69 May 5, 2022
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Skid mark

A very unpleasant or annoying person that bugs you or gets in your way.
Man, that Patrick is a real skid mark
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Grill Marks

When you've been rubbing one out for too long, and it leaves a mark.
"Ow, take it easy Stacey. I went too hard last night and now I got grill marks."
by xondee44 May 11, 2022
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Deutsche Mark

A guy with lots of green flags and nothing of the BS you see in people. People say he's corny, but people just don't understand his humor. He also packs something big in his pants too, guess what it is...
Deutsche Mark? What an absolute legend! He never fails to amaze me every now and then.
by Botchi02 May 12, 2022
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