Sleep

I wrote this at 4 am

Guy 1, I’m tired
Guy 2, go to sleep

by Lil gang gang May 15, 2018

Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?

"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"

by Jetwing June 18, 2020

Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018

Forever Sleep

Sleeping forever, meaning Death™ usually used bt cringey youtubers

Person 1: Hey did you know that George started Forever Sleep
Person 2: shut up noob youtuber

by wanker0909 April 28, 2021

sleep gender

Sleep falls in category of male.

She fell in love with sleep gender.

by byPagalinsaan October 22, 2019

Sleep Gang

People who listen to sad music at 3am and feel depressed.

Generally it’s sad music on YouTube.
They write lots of comments about why they feel depressed as well as uplifting comments to sooth the pain of other sleep gang members.

Common YouTube channels the sleep gang dwells are:
-the bootleg boi
-Biteki びてき
-ikigai

I’m chilling with the sleep gang tonight.

by Schniko May 19, 2020

sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021