The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."
"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
by hogthehedge September 26, 2014
by Ryan Elrich August 09, 2017
Where you just got married but you need to light the pussy up with lots of lube and candles fell and it caught on fire and she liked it
by Swoyerman423 March 23, 2016
by Call me Beep Me December 30, 2018
Having anal sex while using Astro glide causing little puffs of smoke from the anal cavity that has the aroma of a burning boot.
by Drywall butcher December 30, 2017
A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.
A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
A pop up festival where financially rich people and those who want to appear rich go and predominantly do sexual activity.
by thelosttwo01 August 23, 2023