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Dirty old joe

When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
by Torytower June 21, 2020
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No Country for Old Men

The greatest and best movie of all time. Of all time.
A metaphor for how generation X and Y have degraded society and culture resulting in a time and a place unfit for old men.
Hey friendo, No Country for Old Men is the greatest and best movie of all time. Call it.
by Chad Jones July 7, 2022
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Old School DJ

DJ's who have consistently played the same set for 20+ years in more or less the same order.
Hey DJ *** is playing tonight.

Don't worry about it, it's just the old school DJ set from 1989.
by wrongun003 April 1, 2011
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slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
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day old butthole

day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
Wooooo!! That fart smelt like day old butthole!!
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Old Home Night

The night before Thanksgiving when you go home and drink st a local bar with the people you went to high school with.
I was so hung over on Thankgiving because of too many Woowoo shots at the Pub with my high school friends the night before during Old Home Night.
by cadmium666 November 27, 2012
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Daft old man

The doctor himself, keep in mind he is 1,104 years old, also that each regeneration keeps seemingly getting sillier.
A Daft old man. Who stole a magic Box T.A.R.D.I.S and ran away.
by Doctor15Who November 9, 2012
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