Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.

*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"

by A swimmer April 11, 2015

Dutch Henry

When two bottoms meet in a bed and realize neither is ever gonna get topped.

So we made it back to the hotel and climbed into the bed and then we both just layed there... it was fucking wierd. Then I realized I got myself into another Dutch Henry.

by ObiJuanDeanobi January 4, 2022

Dutch quickie

Having a quickie on a bicycle

They had no other option than to go for a Dutch quickie

by Aererus August 24, 2017

Dutch bubble bath

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it

Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)

by RideThroughKind January 27, 2025

sneaky dutch

when you hid a fart by making the same fart noise with your mouth at the same time.

"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."

by suanjuan999 September 19, 2015

Dutch rudder stranger

The act of sitting on ur hand till it goes numb while putting ur hand on another mans dick while he moves ur arm in a circular motion

Hey tony u wanna try a Dutch rudder stranger

by Hghghgfgfgs January 17, 2021

dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 28, 2017