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Jordan

person: why is jordan licking his weenween again?
other person: furry
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Jordan

Jordan is Olivias boyfriend.
"Wow, that Jordan guy is cool!"

"His girlfriend Olivia will KILL you if you ever say that again."
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Jordan Ravetch

Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.
Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.

Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch
by oneonetmk September 5, 2023
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jordan

theres jordan always got them big ass pants
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Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
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Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023
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My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy
Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.
by anonymous April 18, 2024
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