you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

got e

a cheerful response after a sick burn, joke, or an exciting/funny sequence of events.

Friend: *says awesome yo mama joke*
Me: got e

by liklsparkle March 3, 2021

You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023

Baba Got Skillz

When a small child (typically a infant) has amazing skills (usually in the academic field)

Alot of people don't know that there are many different types of Skilled Babu's

1. Smart Babu
2. Streetwise Babu
3. Gamer Babu
And finally the most powerful the Omni Babu!

Baby: *FC'S through the fire and flames on expert*

Me: Dat baba got Skillz!

by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

and i got the soda

i want someone to buy this on a shirt

so like yeah <3 and i got the soda

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

You got that.

When someone doesn’t really know or agree with someone else’s decision or statement. Then you hit them with the, “ you got that.”

Also another way to say that’s your problem.

Example 1:
*running a scav mission in Tarkov*
P1: “Lets get to extraction.”
P2: *let me just loot this body real quick.”
P1: “Alright bro, you got that.” * proceeds to leave
P2: * gets domed by a sniper.”

Example 2:
Your girl or guy explaining something you’re either not paying attention to or you just don’t understand.

P1: … “you get what I mean.”
P2: “Yo, you got that.”

Example 3:
P1: “help me move the body?”
P2: “yeah, you got that.”

by xxxChickenPopxxx January 15, 2022