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Sea-Urchin Bird

The "SUB" is an unusual species of bird that grows inside sea urchins, acting as if the sea urchin is the womb and the bird a fetus. When the sea urchin dies, impregnated with the bird, it crawls out. The Sea Urchin bird is both a myth and a fact. Whether you believe it is in existence or not, it has not been proven wrong therefore cannot be classified as "extinct." it is most commonly seen when students dissect sea-urchins in Marine biology labs, the bird flies out of the urchin as the student cuts through the exoskeleton.
Holy shit Karen! Did you just see that SUB fly out of that Sea urchin?!?!

-or when used in sarcastic remarks

"what do you have a sea-urchin bird up your ass?"

"whats he got up HIS ass? A sea-urchin bird?"
by ProfessorKnell January 8, 2008
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shag some birds

The act in which a male has sexual intercourse with a woman.
Shag meaning sex and birds meaning ladies
Used mainly by the good ol' brits
"hey larry, lets go to a couple of clubs and get plastered, and then we'll go off and shag some birds"

"sounds like a mighty fine idea to me jerry"
by the bo January 9, 2006
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sweet bird titties

titties of a bird, genius sweet. Or an exclamation of joy and exuberance.
SWEET BIRD TITTIES! This is the best bourbon ever!
by HOLY GOAT THROATS! April 30, 2006
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those damn birds

Often used in awkward situations to distract the attention off of you by throwing your hands up with your fingers all together to form a triangle while looking up, and in a high pitch voice screaming "THOSE DAMN BIRDS"
"Hey monty are you picking your nose "? - michael

monty - " THOSE DAMN BIRDS"
by Lil Baze November 5, 2010
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Joke Bird Salad

Noun. Something Utterly hilarious to people who play Sunday Funday. Originally derived from and usually sung to the tune of "Roll Out" by Ludacris.
Joke Bird Salad, with the top back
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that
by Lulz JBS April 24, 2010
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Shook ass bird

when justin makes up his own words in order to feel important and/or smart
by Anonymoussss13457456135 October 20, 2009
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wanna smash bird

A bird that is looking to smash 24/7 and attempts to do so by asking "lemme smash?" and "u want sum fuk?" he is on a video of youtube and his name is ron.
I love that video with the "wanna smash bird".
by PugzHavingFun February 2, 2017
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