Chris The thicc man

when a phat nibba is very cool and very epic because he is gay lol go fuck asher you gay kid.

Asher: hey chris

Chris: who the fuck you calling Chris

Asher: my bad chris the thicc man

by Nword Pass Dealer November 12, 2019

The Chris Hansen Effect

When somebody who is not law enforcement, that has no right to detain you and has no authority over you, is able to make you play by their rules just by their presence.

"Woah, I really wouldn't run from your dad if he caught me doing something illegal."
"Yeah, that's the Chris Hansen Effect."

by fadedfoxy June 23, 2017

the chris delicious club

a club of fat chicks that all share the same obsession for one and any guy.man whore,womanizer,stud muffin,hot guy,fat girls.

dude#1:"hey can i get some more of your autographs on your pictures the chris delicious club? they ran out."

dude#2:"fuck off dude i'm gonna kick your ass."

by archangel_tyrana_infernal January 8, 2009

Chris von Colijeff

Mid af. Can’t get any more average than being a Chris von Colijeff.

“I saw someone bench pressing 135 today at the gym”
“That’s so Chris Von Colijeff”

by yourmomsfatforehead January 16, 2022

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.

by nike kicks March 29, 2022

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.

Andrew: CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

Sean: His mom

by Blaxtron August 3, 2021

national chris sturniolo day

on the 24th of april it would officially be national chris sturniolo day, he has been getting more hate then love so this is the day to support him and show some love!

🗣️: why are you making that wholesome edit today?
“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”

by C4NDYT1ME April 12, 2023