scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

Asshole

Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat

-Whos the definition of asshole?
-Quan Chi

by Krava0014 July 13, 2023

deep asshole

serious trouble

No, are you crazy we could get in deep asshole

by jamaker'smoneymaker May 22, 2018

Assholely

The act of being a total dick to another person.

You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.

by Gun Safety Dwight November 11, 2019

pickled asshole

someone with a sour face.

nancy is a pickled asshole and old as dirt

by son a May 28, 2021

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Asshole

Its means a fucking anoying mf bitchy bitch who is spoiled

What an asshole

by That one anoying human June 1, 2021