A long, drawn out separation where a married couple intends to file the paperwork to get divorced, but it never gets done due to lack of will and sheer laziness. Both parties move on with their lives but remain legally married to one another.
My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to get a real divorce. She's not down with my Andrews divorce situation.
by Golden Child 5K July 13, 2017
Get the andrews divorcemug. Co-founder and drummer of metalcore band Attack Attack!.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
Get the Andrew Wetzelmug. An actually Goat.. Literally bigger than the world and has hair like a god. Jesus is jealous of his trimeeeeeeee
by `zxcvbnm,lkjhgfdsa December 27, 2020
Get the Andrew Bowkettmug. The most kind, generous , hilarious , thoughtful, smart, nice, understanding, boy/man you will ever meet. An Andrew calvo is definitely someone you do not want to let down. Someone you will regret talking down on. He is very very smart. He knows what he wants in life and knows how to get it. But Is Kind and not conceited. Berry sprortsy. Has trouble making tough decisions. Changes his mind about um 100000 times per day but you don’t get tired of it u can’t get enough of his in decisiveness. He’s amazing. He loves animals and people and art and especially music. When he falls in love he will definitely sweep you off of your feet 100%. Gives great massages, is AMAZING in bed, and over all. Is the sweetest most kind hearted ray of absolute beautiful heaven sent sunshine you will ever meet. Don’t let a man like Andrew calvo go he’s one of a kind and will always be.
Kelly: I met an Andrew calvo last night.
Friend: oh really? How’d it go
Kelly: I think he’s the one.
Friend: can never go wrong with an Andrew calvo.
Friend: oh really? How’d it go
Kelly: I think he’s the one.
Friend: can never go wrong with an Andrew calvo.
by Okaytodayk February 15, 2022
Get the andrew calvomug. A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!mug. andrew tobias is attracted to the male gender and gets on great with boys named lucas and logan. he is very low iq but has a very famous and supportive mother who has posted 1000s of times on instagram
by BiggBossMan12985 January 22, 2022
Get the andrew tobiasmug. Also known as "Big Dick Billy". All the girls are in love with him, all the boys want to be him. He's rich, good-looking, intelligent and popular. He can be cocky and abrasive, but he cares an insane amount about his friends and family and will do anything to protect him. You may not like Andrew at first, but once you get to know him, you'll see how good he can be to his loved ones.
by Lord Hakai November 24, 2021
Get the Andrewmug.