Wide Andrew

A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.

"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"

by Mr. Dinglebin August 26, 2022

The Andrew Effect

A phenomenon in which a persons dating life is full of people who, at some point, becoming transgender.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Miles? all of his girlfriends are dudes now!
Person 2: He must have The Andrew Effect!

by nectortdrinker August 23, 2023

to pull an andrew

To talk back to coach grennes during a j.v. practice.

Are you playing grabfanny? That's piss poor defense! No smoking and joking!

by Billy2 April 22, 2005

sophia and andrew

The best couple ever, they adore each other and love each other so much, they always care about one another their both so cute together and you wish you had a relationship like theirs

Wow I Sophia and Andrew are so lucky to have each other

by Sophia and Andrew Forever June 18, 2017

haley and andrew

The most perfect match one could ever meet. Super cute together along with great qualities amongst eachother. Very emotionally bonded and have much love for one another. They will do what it takes to make sure the other is loved and spoiled. If you have an Andrew and a Haley dating, they will be together for a lifetime

Haley and Andrew were invited to my house for dinner since they are my favorite couple goals

by Jack4309 March 22, 2018

hug an Andrew day

You must hug Andrew at school on
February 27
March 12
March 23
April 1
April 27
May 13
May 26
June 5
June 28
September 23
September 29
October 2
October 23
November 2
November 8
December 1
December 5

You absolutely must follow hug an Andrew day on these dates

by SomeGuyHere2 May 22, 2022

An Andrew

a synonym to premature ejaculation

Poor guy, he was about to do that girl, but he pulled an Andrew

Appropriate response is "Thats Embarrassing"

by Metalman Keith April 27, 2008