Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.

I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes

by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019

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drunk ass

look at yourself in the mirror

if you look at a mirror, you will see a drunk ass

by nicegameskid November 7, 2019

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Pippy Drunk

When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!

Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!

Your Pippy Drunk!

by Spunkinator November 21, 2019

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Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019

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That point where a person has lost all function of ones self, not to be confused with just being "drunk". Riv drunk is past the point of drunkenness where passing out is inevitable however, a person is primed to go missing from friends in this state of consciousness.

"Did you see Jim last night!? He was totally RIV DRUNK!"

by 98Dynasty April 11, 2019

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