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half-friend

when you set your privacy settings on facebook to not include tagged pics, access to your wall, etc for a select group of people. your aunts, uncles, little cousins, (insert anyone you don't want seeing incriminating photos of you or stalking your shit) keep joining facebook and you have no choice but to friend them... you can at least half-friend them to minimize stalking, ridicule and generally being a bad influence.
"I can't believe aunt viv joined facebook, now she comments on every photo and every status update, it's getting annoying. as if i needed her knowing i 'ended up puking in a bush' and was crazy drunk last night. my friends left that little anecdote on my wall and she commented 'you got some splainin to do' Ugh."

"You should have half-friended her like I did, she can't see shit on my profile."
by tuuesday April 28, 2010
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foreskin friend

two ppl playing with their foreskins like puppets.
adam and joe r serious foreskin friends.
by OLDFUCKLIFEMAN November 2, 2010
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farmville friend

1. A friend who you have nothing in common with except for games like farmville, cafe world, or mafia wars.

2. A person who adds you as a friend via facebook only for the sole purpose of increasing the number of neighbors in his/her farmville, or members for mafia wars.
1.
Joe: hey, have I ever met you someplace, you look familiar.
Mark: no, I needed more neighbors for my farmville so I requested you.

2.
Greg: whose Mark?
Joe: no one special. Just a farmville friend. I'm going to delete him since I'm tired of playing farmville.
by silverbackink May 23, 2011
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worst friend

someone who's your friend but alway act like a dick
1- djo is such a faggot he's alway acting like a dick with is friend, he's really the worst friend you can have
by lolmad January 15, 2013
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Great-Friend

Sarah is one of the best friends i will ever meet
She is such a Great-Friend
by Wolf 💙 November 3, 2018
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sex friend

Same as fuck friend or bonk buddy.

A person you do, cose you aint getting it from someone you love.
Dude, did I tell you that your girl friend and I are such close sex friends ?

It's nothing to worry about, your mum and I are just sex friends.
by DrSnow April 18, 2005
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best friend

the people in your life who are just as weird as you are.
by rachelx3 December 15, 2009
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