Kyle

Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ReeKid1000000000000009 February 12, 2020

Kyle

Someone that a Justin has full ownership off. Treat it with no care or love and Kyle will love fucking your wives, he is a Anti-Tyler and a proud son of his father.......Justin.

Kyle: If y’all end up having a kid leave It with me mother and go find the one piece.

by kairuwashere_ October 6, 2022

Kyle newman

A fucking weird ass creature that walks around with no pants on.

Kyle newman is gay

by 02nig May 19, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks

Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*

by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.

Nice Girl: I think I like Kyle
Me: L-o-freaking-l

by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019

Kylee

Like a Karen but she thinks that she is everyone's bitchy manager and she has a gross hairy mole

"Dont be a Kylee."
"Why does that Kylee think she has the right to boss everyone around."

by Cute_Booty_Brown March 3, 2020

Kyle

A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.

Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?

Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports

by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019