by Oof kid February 24, 2019
Get the Ethan Webermug. by Ethan miller September 22, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. The guy with the biggest dong in all of the world. He can pull any girls with this dong energy, He's the master at it.
by Rickroll13203d June 20, 2023
Get the ethan dongmug. A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy
by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
by IKittywinters September 18, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan, probably the coolest guy out there. Ethan is the kind of guy that doesn’t simp easily,even though he loves to fall in love. Ethan doesn’t care about a look, he’s attracted to a vibe that very few women give off, even if it’s through a phone.Trustworthiness, loyal, the kind of guy his girlfriends parents love. Always likes to get the crowd going and see people smile. The kind of guy to jump in the river to save a drowning baby deer even though he can’t swim great, then refuses his picture in the paper or tv, humbles himself to allow others attention. Ethan stays focused and is wise beyond his years. Funny by accident, and loves the outdoors, snowboarding is his go to sport after boxing.
Person: Isint Ethan catching vibes off that streamer on kick?
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.
Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.
Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.
by I am soooo cool July 2, 2023
Get the Ethanmug.