by Trucker Don January 4, 2024
Get the Sausage sproutmug. A Penis that has been broken Via rough intercourse usually positions such as doggy style which has caused the penis to become red,sore and begin bleeding due to the burst blood vessels.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
by Mystery man number 6 July 22, 2019
Get the Blood sausagemug. I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
by dustybluebear August 1, 2020
Get the Sausage and Eggsmug. Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
Get the generous with his sausage, but stingy with his baconmug. by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023
Get the sausage shockermug. A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018
Get the Sausage Bendermug. by RockyWears April 18, 2024
Get the Blind Sausage Whiffmug.