Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".
Who should get the job?
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".
Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.
by Tomonia March 06, 2015
It's a dude who is a wannabe pimp and never has any hoes or bitches. This type of man wheres knock off brand clothing or acts like he has money when he's really broke. His car is probably worth less than his rims or stereo.
Johnny p is a polyester-pimp he cons his way in to a woman's house lives bill free and tells everyone she kicked him out because she is a psycho. Truth is he never paid a dime.
by RyJerseyVset September 03, 2021
Cyber Pimp Dikthulhu represents an absurdly powerful, charismatic, and chaotic entity that thrives in a dystopian digital future.
He is such a Cyber Pimp Dikthulhu!
I really wish my son will live up to be a Cyber Pimp Dikthulhu, so I can finally be proud of him.
I really wish my son will live up to be a Cyber Pimp Dikthulhu, so I can finally be proud of him.
by Justin443 December 09, 2024
Maniac: " hoe imma break up with you so you better quit hookin' and act right.....or f*** you and your filthy pimps!"
by Spinderella in the Hood July 20, 2021
An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model
"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
by Seventy_Two March 13, 2024