John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024

I had a friend who was on meds. She took them everyday, and if she took the wrong one, it could be lethal. So one day, she took the wrong medicine. I noticed and told her. Her eyes went wide and we just looked at each other. I was not daring to move, as I don't know what would happen. She suddenly moaned in pain as she clutched her stomach. I was frozen in place, thinking that she was going to die. She looked at me in the eyes with the last of hope she had in her... but she just puked all over my face. I have never let her forget that day since.
Person 1: I don't feel so good.
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: Barfs all over person 2
Person 2: what
Person 1: I just threw up on you! Get pranked!
Person 2: :(
Person 1: I am going to go throw up on someone else. See you!
Person 2: bye
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: Barfs all over person 2
Person 2: what
Person 1: I just threw up on you! Get pranked!
Person 2: :(
Person 1: I am going to go throw up on someone else. See you!
Person 2: bye
by thepronooboy October 16, 2020

“did u see benina throwing up 4’s she must believe val is the top g and is the best human being ever
by urmomstopg October 14, 2022

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

by ty the munchkin May 9, 2022

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by MondoTheOnce January 5, 2024
