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old overweight twink

An older yet smaller male. Typically between a 110 to 140 pounds under 5’6. This man loves to be fucked by massive hairy men aka bears! There is nothing off limits as far as sex. The nastier, raunchier, rawest stuff you can think of is mainly what these guy enjoy.
Tracy likes to get fucked while hanging upside down taking two beef whistles with multiple people watching. Classic old overweight twink
by The tuna handler March 24, 2019
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14 year old

Someone, who everyone on r/teenagers bullies.
I'm 15 now, I can finally bully 14 year olds.
by RngValue May 25, 2022
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Old Man Balls

Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.
Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants

Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
by KML19 April 2, 2017
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old boy-ed

Refers to the popular South Korean movie "Old Boy." If you just had your mind twisted and fucked by something such as an intricate movie or a web of conspiracy, you'd say "I just got old-boyed."
Shit, dude. My girlfriend just told me her ex-girlfriend isn't lesbian anymore so she broke up with me to marry her and she also said she was dude but I just didn't notice her penis during our relationship. I got old boy-ed.
by Masterofdisguisechickenleg January 13, 2011
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9 year old

The symbol of cringe. They like fortnite and among us, and they rage a lot and yell in their mic.

Also, fuck you roman.
Crackhead 1: THIS IS STUPID!!!

Crackhead 2: Stop it 9 year old
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 25, 2022
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Dirty old joe

When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
by Torytower June 21, 2020
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Daft old man

The doctor himself, keep in mind he is 1,104 years old, also that each regeneration keeps seemingly getting sillier.
A Daft old man. Who stole a magic Box T.A.R.D.I.S and ran away.
by Doctor15Who November 9, 2012
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