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National Grab Hearts Day

On April 13 be a fucking gentleman and not a fuckboy. Treat girls right and respect them. Maybe buy them a gift but just be nice.
Hey bro are you celebrating National Grab Hearts Day!

Yea I just gave my girl flowers.
by An Actual Decent Guy May 25, 2018
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National White Shirt Day

National White Shirt Day means wear a white shirt to support friends that wear it.
Hey why aren't you wearing a white shirt today? Why do i need to wear a white shirt? Didn't you hear it's National White Shirt Day.
by NationalBanniday September 19, 2021
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National G-Man Day

National G-Man Day on the 12th of June is a day to celebrate the character from the Half-Life series, G-Man.
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"
Man, i cant wait for National G-Man Day!
by upsidefrown April 17, 2021
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National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!
I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!
by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020
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National Kiss Vinny day

National kiss vinny day is on January 4. Any person named vinny you see you need to kiss. They deserve it.
The kiss slowly turned into gay sex on National Kiss Vinny day
by Herepants January 2, 2022
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National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.
Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day
by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022
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National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it
Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.
by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018
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