Morgan

The sweetest girl to ever exist. She has the most amazing personality that anyone could become easily addicted to. She is so smart, funny, charismatic, caring, beautiful, and is described by all positive words that come to mind. Morgan is the yellow and sun of peoples lives and can easily bring a smile to anyone’s face.

Morgan is my person.

by Kate_kaitlyn22 November 20, 2023

Morgan

Morgan is a beautiful, wonderful, talented and funny girl. She can often be seen on the stage as an actress trying to pursue her dreams! If you ever see one go say hi, perhaps she’ll say hi back!

Maggie: Hey who’s Morgan?
Emmersyn: that’s my best friend you uncultured swine
Charlotte: she’s got the voice of an angel
Abby: and the moves like Jagger

by loraxbarryfancynancy November 22, 2023

Morgan

Morgan Truman, formerly Morgan Findley. (Me)
Decides to search himself on UD
Discovers some of the descriptions match his life in great detail
Decides they are about him, written by people he's known
Adds his own response.

To the authors of the positive messages, thank you! You give morgans like me purpose, I want to make you so proud.

To the authors of the negative ones...
I don't know what to say other than there's still time
You may yet meet a Morgan that defies your descriptions

"Hey Morgan! How are you so chill?"

"Cos I'm the best "

by Heyhowsthings November 23, 2023

morganza

mrs girl

that girl is such a morganza

by peyton and morgan November 25, 2023

Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 25, 2024

Morgan

This name likes to lick a little kids penis

Police: Another peto on the loose
Investigator: I bet it that Morgan child licker

by h89hjzz December 3, 2023

Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 13, 2023