monkey whipper

My user name or just a person that whips monkeys OR a rapist or all three of them.

1: have you heard of the monkey whipper rapist?
2: you mean monkey whipper on the urban dictionary?
1: yea him.
3: IM THE MONKEY WHIPPER!

by mokney whipper April 20, 2022

video monkey

A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.

I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.

by ThatOnePhotog February 5, 2009

Bin Monkey

A term used to describe a person gets too drunk every time they go out. This person has never been out for “just one drink”.

“Christ I can’t remember anything from last night”

“Yeah, coarse you don’t you little bin monkey”

by Thebinmonkey January 29, 2020

Drug Monkey

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.

Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..

by anonymous December 24, 2021

Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.

Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

by monkeman559 May 2, 2022

Monkey mayhem

When a group of monkeys get together and bang Mr route.

MR route had a monkey mayhem party at his house.

by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022

Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys

He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.

by Babypac May 2, 2020