Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

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Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.

'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com

by Tuba1221 October 24, 2022

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obese monkey

A hairy fat man who runs around with no shirt and makes autistic screeches

"dude don't be a Obese Monkey"

by jimmy the jizard February 05, 2021

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Bev monkey

A nickname given to someone who sells bev to underagers

That Calum boy is the best bev monkey goin, super reliable and top notch bevage

by Euan Simon June 23, 2019

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Monkey's Breakfeast

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.

Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!

by tikihead January 19, 2010

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