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Kentucky Coonhole

When you stick both thumbs into your girls butt at the same time, then she turns around and you draw circles around her eyes with the poo. Then you run outside to get away from her and knock over the trash can
Landon injured himself on the back end of doing the Kentucky Coonhole.
by LY67KC January 7, 2023
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Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024
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Kentucky plug

When she asks for the slap rounds during sex but then you use your thumb instead while in the reverse cowgirl
by Dipshit bob May 20, 2021
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kentucky plug

The act of shoving your thumb into the vagina or anus, and if your really kinky the jugular

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kentucky funhouse

When two cousins go into the walkin at a restaurant, turn the light off, and fondle each other
Hey Cousin! Wanna take a trip to the Kentucky Funhouse?
by Chefychefchef October 21, 2021
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The Kentucky Plug

fingering a girl exclusively with your thumb, derived from Scott of Kentucky Ballistics saving his own life by plugging a hole in his neck with his thumb.
Gave my girl the Kentucky Plug earlier and now my thumb smells like pussy.
by RetardNick696969 May 21, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

The Official Sexual Terminology for when only the thumb is used
"Just gave my wife the Kentucky Plug, now she's expecting an upgraded ring"
by BoogBoyInTheBushes May 20, 2021
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