being dutched

When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched

I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.

by jemoeder008 March 26, 2014

dutch pizza

The act of passing flatulance in ones face during simultanoues falatio or cunniligus.

Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.

by Jtac88 October 8, 2017

Dutch barn

A lively party

This party is going to be a Dutch barn!

by Juavez P. August 16, 2018

Dutch

A extra large penis size classification.

Cocks come in all sizes: micro, small, average, large, extra-large, and Dutch.

by depthvortex January 25, 2021

Paris hilton dutch oven

Farting in your purse while your dog is also in the purse

My dog hates is when I give it a paris Hilton Dutch oven

by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024

The Dutch God

Mikkey Miller is the Dutch God of getting fucked up

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

Hangmans double dutch rutter

When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.

Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.

by Choppstewie October 31, 2023