French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

french buddy

A 'friend' who is constantly surrendering. *nudge nudge, wink wink*

She acts like she hates me in public, but she's my french buddy after dark.

by Ruroni Nick October 9, 2015

French Pass

When smoking a cigarette with someone and you kiss them and pass a puff

Oh, did Pierre just give Collette a French pass?

by Navigate December 2, 2019

French poster

A staunch feminist, referring to French posters in the 1960s targeting Algerian women to unveil themselves.

John: "Check this tweet out by a feminist, she says women with veils are backwards!"
Josh: "Typical French poster behaviour."

by YourLocalBrownie June 12, 2023

little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.

Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.

by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023

Tucker French

A handsome man who loves to be oiled up, and also loves to jelq and goon in school to baby gronk rizzing up Livy dunnes gyatt.

Tucker French is a handsome gooner.

by Sparxck April 11, 2024