dylan

scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
dylan has a 6.4 in dick
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Dylan

Dylan is a deeply loving, caring, and sweet guy. He’s passionate and romantic, and he knows how to keep things exciting—both emotionally and physically. He’s also a natural jokester, always looking to bring smiles to those around him. Don’t take his jokes personally—they come from a place of love and a desire to make others happy.

At times, Dylan might be a little difficult to love, but that’s only because he needs reassurance. He thrives on feeling loved and appreciated. Mutual communication, physical touch and emotional connection are essential for him—when those are in place, the relationship becomes strong and enduring.

He’ll go above and beyond to protect you and show his love, as long as you remain faithful and trustworthy. When Dylan is committed, quality one-on-one time means everything to him—it’s his way of feeling close and connected.

Stick with him, even when life gets tough. He’s been through a lot and carries emotional scars from being hurt in the past. What he truly wants is something real—a deep, lasting connection with someone who’s ready to explore life and the world by his side.
Dylan is a unique type of guy.
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The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.
Damn dude dylans new girl looks like a horse he really downgraded
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Dylan how the fuck
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DYLAN

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Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.

This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"

“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds

“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
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