Minion dick

A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard

His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick

by Apple monkey October 7, 2015

vacation dick

When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration

*When you want that Vacation Dick*

You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"

Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"

by Lizard Lord June 16, 2016

Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Siamese Dick

When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.

"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"

by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014

Dharma dick

A person that uses Buddhist teachings to promote his or her self interest in a dickish or non empathic fashion.

A: I want to date other girls. All relationships are empty anyway.

B:Don't be such a Dharma dick.

by Floptikal February 9, 2015

Egors Dick

Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.

I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe

by Niggee October 14, 2021

Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

I can't get around this dog dicking driver.

by stewie__08 June 1, 2020