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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?
by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015
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oh-dark-thirty

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).
Oh-dark-thirty.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
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dark knight shot

If someone offers you one at the bar, DO NOT TAKE IT.
Hey can I buy you a dark knight shot?
by KG24 May 14, 2015
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Dark fall

basically a yaoi full of S@!!! (but its so well drawn what the flip..)
Dude: ever heard of the MANWHA dark fall??

dude#2: isnt that the one where it has alootttt of S@?

Dude: well- yea but the art-

dude#2: YOU'RE WEIRD!!!!
by c0ck4ndb411t0rtur3 June 11, 2024
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Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.
Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!
by augoose January 30, 2018
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Eternal Darkness

Eternal Darkness is considered one of the greatest albums of all time. Eternal Darkness was made by rapper/singer clout boi sherm. eternal Darkness was drop on 10/1/2021. eternal darkness had 11 song on it. Eternal Darkness was clout boi sherm first album he ever drop. Clout boi sherm says Eternal Darkness is about the story of the cloutdemon. The cloutdemon is a different side of clout boi sherm one that lurk in darkness. The cloutdemon is the king of the eternal Darkness with his army of big titties goth girls. Clout Boi Sherm gave us Classic songs on the Eternal Darkness such as Waifu,what up slatt and yami.He had feature for KDT and Mozart. Clout boi sherm on 12/25/21 drop the deluxe to eternal Darkness. The deluxe had 7 tracks add.Eternal Darkness is a top 5 album of pure musical art.
Eternal darkness on SoundCloud @cloutboi sherm
by Eternal Darkness March 6, 2022
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Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.
“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”
by SalvyZ June 17, 2019
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