Bars On Mars

When something is just true. A fact. Right.

Jacob: Yo, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is the best movie ever.
Noah: Bars on Mars.

by Capperonthemap November 22, 2021

Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.

Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.

by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021

Granola bars

What C2s create friendships in order to get.

Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

bar street taco

When a woman sprays perfume over her vagina in a hurry before clubbing instead of taking the time wash it in the shower

Jennifer was in a hurry to meet the girls to go on a pub crawl so instead of showering she just made a bar street taco

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 4, 2016

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Bar Crawl

A practice of sampling alcoholic drinks(dilute ethanol) from many different establishments organised to facilitate such activity, leading to temporary but severe impairment of cognitive function, which is often viewed as enjoyable, at least at the time. Crawling is not usually involved, at least in the early stages of such activity.

John felt horrible after last night's bar crawl until 3am.

by Albert_Newton February 8, 2020