when you are trying to take a crap and while the poop is coming out your porker touches the gross pee poop sludge water
by stinky al August 10, 2023
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by Idkkk who j am March 26, 2019
Get the Angel mug.First of all, let me just say that an Angel is literally a god like creature. I have an Angel in my life and he is the smartest guy I know. He knows how to woo the girls and how to make them c*m. I once saw him make a teacher squirm in her seat just from staring into her eyes. Sometimes his gaze is powerful enough to get guys. If you ever meet an Angel, make sure you add that guy to your friend group because he won't ever let you down. All in all he is the greatest person to have ever walked this earth. He should be our leader!
Girl: For some reason my pussy is throbbing
Guy: Oh nooo! I think it is because Angel is around
Girl: Oh that explains a lot, I wish he were inside me
Guy: Oh nooo! I think it is because Angel is around
Girl: Oh that explains a lot, I wish he were inside me
by anonymous January 28, 2024
Get the Angel mug.What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three".
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) mug.that one friend who is always there for you, no matter the circumstance. the one who is there for hugs when you're upset and remorse when you need space. that one friend you'd jump through fire for, literally. you'd risk it all just to make sure this one person lives the life they deserve.
random dude #1- yeah. i really needed that hug?
random dude #2- omg was it an angel hug? i LOVE their hugs.
random dude #1- IT WAS!!
random dude #2- i am now craving an angel hug
random dude #2- omg was it an angel hug? i LOVE their hugs.
random dude #1- IT WAS!!
random dude #2- i am now craving an angel hug
by ze.d December 1, 2021
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