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Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.
I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.
by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016
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nigga dick croissant

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation
Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant
by bbbunz November 3, 2023
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Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with
Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"
by DontQ April 20, 2016
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limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
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Shit Dick Prouductions

A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit
My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass
by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021
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Gout Dick

Another way of saying a man has trash ass dick
Wow that guys definitely got gout dick
by BADDBARBIEXXX March 14, 2024
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Dick Fingers

Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
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