National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021

national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.

Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?

by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022

Day

Time while your awake.

Eyes open allday!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 10, 2020

Darby Day

The day upon which we celebrate all things Darby. Reserved for hot blondes that recently got a dream job. In 2020, this day coincides with Valentines Day, but VD is gay so real ones celly Darby Day.

Dude1: you man you taking that chick out for Valentines Day?
Dude2: Fuck that weak shit. It’s Darby Day, son!

by Bill Bixby250 February 14, 2020

Snow day

A sex move where the guy cums into the air and it lands on the females face.

“Dude I totally gave my hook up a snow day last night!”

by Quinn Whyte January 3, 2020

National Bradly day!

The day we celebrate Bradly’s with no “E” they are often forgotten but will never be forgotten!

It’s National Bradly day! Let’s go party!

by Misster ssisster August 15, 2022