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Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys
Henry’s Dick is so big
by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022
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Burd Dick

Haven’t ya seen the burd dick fly across chatsworth
by burddddd October 5, 2018
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Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
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Ants dick

This persons detach to grow more than his original size and fattening
Ants dick look small and slinky but that niggas dick get long and fat WOW!!!!!!!
by The muscle February 5, 2025
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Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.
Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .
by klaxxo September 9, 2024
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Dick

Short for Richard, somehow. Used as a term for the male genitalia along with other names (schlong, penis, cock, anaconda, snake, sausage, etc.) Also used as aninsult to express how someone is an asshole or mean person. Dick can sometimes be misused or taken out of context when used, usually mistaken for the term relating to the male genitalia.
1. (Name) "Dude, yesterday Dick asked out Alexa and she turned him down!"
2. (Male Genitals) "Lynn, I heard your ex boyfriend has a big dick; is he still single?"
3. (Insult) "Oh my god! Mark is such a dick, he threw away all my shit!"
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Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.
Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek
by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022
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