Dick

The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden

That dick Joe Biden is a dumbass

by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022

Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

dick doodle

Casual drawing or sketch of a penis.

"Those balls are really tucked. That dick doodle must've just got out of the ocean."

by Abraham Frohman March 11, 2015

Dick

The male sex organ of mammals

Jane doe: did you hear that trevor’s dick is huge?

by Brorelol June 27, 2021

Dick

The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff

"Hey stepson can I suck the juicy ass dick"

by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020

Dick stabbers manual 6

Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,

Friendly fire

Firing on Americans

Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.

by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016